seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via luci-morningstar)

infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

(Source: infiinite3scape, via luci-morningstar)

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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(Source: anarchistpizzahut, via utterlyconfusedwithconfusion)

remember when cody moved into the closet

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(Source: ihaveremade, via kixxinq)

swerveycorps:

i have 3 moods for characters:

  • the ruler of my heart please step on me 
  • precious child must be protected at all costs 
  • complete trash yet ironically my favorite character

(via utterlyconfusedwithconfusion)

ojouu:

Sweetheart Organza Two Piece from Spreepicky!! || Enter “ojouu" at checkout for a special discount!!

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unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

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